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laughingisbetter: cybergirlfriend: wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch undefined

chekhov:

I hope I remembered to turn the swag off before I left this morning

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queefjerkey:

my blog is rated g for gay

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my life
The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.